Corny me and silly you.

I want to say something but it doesn't come out right. It's the technical difficulties I suffer, problems connecting the brain-mouth, wires crossing. Head denies what my hands are telling, another problem, no solutions. My eyes want to stop functioning correctly. My lungs feel that breathing is overrated. Legs wake up with heavy bruises. It's not the world that's against me anymore, it's my body that refuses to pull the trigger cause it loves to torture me.

And I hope you know I'm nervous you won't love me. I know you love me now, but still I'm afraid, that one day, out of the blues, that love will disappear. It's just those little things I think you should be aware of so that when the moment comes you don't get all freaked out. Let's make a list of things that might happen ^_^:

Feel a need for marriage.
Have an itch for kids (it's a women thing, won't kick in till I'm like 40 when it's already impossible).
Want a picket fence and happy endings.
Scream for epidurals
Kick you out of the bed and steal the covers.
Talk crap about your mom (if I ever meet her)
Talk crap about your god (only when I'm mad)
Be mad at you all the time.
Get fat and that cintura that you are so fond of will disappear.
Waste all our life savings on shoes (I suggest separate bank accounts for this one).
Get mad because you want a separate bank account and suggest therapy.
Suspect you are cheating with the therapist.
Hire a detective and keep the kids for alimony.
Love you till death do us part.
Be with you forever.
Bitch, there will definitely be a lot of bitching.
Offer useless suggests when you have problems.
Hear your every word.
Witness your life.
Be with you no matter what happens for the rest of our lis.
Give you happiness.
Give you everything you ask for, even live in a house on the beach.
Watch you as you sleep.
Smile every single time we kiss.
Think of you all day and night.
Wear your shirts.
Tell you I love you every 2 seconds (ok so I already do that one ^_^)
Show I love you every time I have the chance.
Ask for things (not a phase).
Be grateful cause I have you in my life.

I'm sure I'll do things that aren't on the list or think of new things as soon as I post this. You make me corny, I make you corny. This is going to be the time of my life for the rest of my life.